Choose Your Own Adventure
Beg for forgiveness

You turn around and apologize to god and beg him to save you from being damned. It wasn’t your idea to stick the pickle in his but. Your old friend Nate dared you to do it one time at the bar when you were making silly drunken bets for situations you were sure you would never be involved in.

God looks at you for a little bit. Then a little bit longer.

"You are forgiven." He says. Then he disappears in a flash of light.

"Great!" you think. "God has forgiven me," but then you are around and you are still in Hell. "Well, I might as well stick that pickle in the Devil's butt." You think to yourself, but then you notice you don't have the pickle anymore. You are trapped in hell and pickle-less. Great. Just great. How can this get ever worse?

Can it get any worse?