The Ham Sandwich 2000
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
― Robin Williams
― Robin Williams
The Ham Sandwich Volume 4 #2 (August 31, 2022)
Letter From The Writer, Creator, Ham Sandwich
I'm changing up the format a bit, yet again. Yes, I know I have only written one article since redoing this decades old web-zine thing, whatever you want to call it, but hey, it's my thingy and I'll play with it if I want to...wait that came out wrong. That's what she said. Ugh. I try to sound eloquent and sophisticated and all I do is appear to be an idiot. Well if the shoes fits, right?
In this edition of the Ham Sandwich, we'll look at music videos that focus on drugs. A subject that I think most of my readers should have some knowledge on. I haven't chosen a single type of drug, though there seem to be a few references to marijuana in this article. Trust me I don't think I was high writing this, but you never really can tell these days, can you.
No, this is not all the music videos there ever were on drugs, these are just my convenient choices that I made to put this issue out so the beast would get off my back. The proverbial beast being my undying need to feel like I am putting something out into the world that is semi-creative, and that I am somehow doing something that might matter...but we all know that is not true, so just read this issue (as I speak to people who are not there and will not read anything that I write as I am all alone in this world).
~The Writer, editor, Ham Sandwich
Music Videos About Drugs
Afroman - Because I Got High
If you smoked weed in the early 2000s you probably heard this song at least once as it was probably brought up to you by a fellow stoner saying, "He dude. Have you heard that song, Because I Got High?" This was followed buy you, and any other stoners you were with, all gathering around the computer and searching for the song or music video, depending on your internet connection. Probably just the song though.
The song is actually a cautionary tale about smoking pot and wasting your life away. There is an extended version on the song where Afroman refers to skin-heads giving him head...sort of. Another interesting note, is Kevin Smith (director of the Clerks movies among many others) directed this video.
Sponge - Wax Ecstatic (To Sell Angelina)
This song isn't really about any drug that actually exists, but Wax Ecstatic somewhat metaphorical for the drugs taken by our culture, often prescribed or even advertised, that make us feel like anything other than ourselves.
By making it popular to take drugs that alter our consciousness from feeling sad, depressed, angry or any combination of the such, we seem to ignore the real problems lingering within and just refuse to feel anything at all.
Or many this is all bullshit and I am talking out of my ass as I am known to do.
Weezer - We Are All On Drugs
Not only is this song about drugs but it is more accurately and ballad about addition and the addictions people can have to just about anything. Drugs, media, relationships, technology and the list goes on. Saying we are all on drugs might not be too far from the truth as we all seem to be addicted to something to help stimulate us through our day.
Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
Aww LSD and reference to Alice in Wonderland. What could be more appropriate. If this song isn't straight forward telling you about an LSD trip, then you tell me what it's about.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge
This song was written by RHCP's singer Anthony Kiedis. The members of the band all dealt with their share of drugs and addictions in the late 80's and eventually Anthony got sober while much of the rest of the band did not. This song is a sad view he had and the loneliness he felt after being estranged from his bandmates and friends who were still doing drugs at the time while leaving him to deal with the pain of being sober alone.
Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park
The video interestingly depicts a disjointed story that seems to start with police surrounding an apparent suicide of Chester having thrown himself form a high building and landed on a car as well as a women in an apartment opening a drug filled case and some guy getting tomatoes thrown at him then things get weird.
On a side note, the late Chester Bennington was unable to perform this popular song live as he had very emotional reactions to it.
MGMT - Time to Pretend
MGMT have some "interesting" videos to say the least and this one's no different. Bohemians dancing around a fire on the beach and then some psychedelic effects and various images to emphasize a, sort of, party aesthetic.
Though it sounds like a friendly song about kids playing, the references to chocking on vomit let you know there is a more sinister message here. With lyrics like: I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars, you man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.
Snoop Dogg - Gin and Juice
Starting is his early days Snoop Dogg was exclusively known for for his gangster rap, hood anthems, and this one was probably one of the more mainstream songs that got radio play.
With lyrics like: Rolling down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice.
We all know this "indo" he's talking about is the pot smoking that he is fairly famous for.
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze
Purple Haze is said to be a legendary strain of Marijuana that has immense psychoactive effects, so who could blame people for thinking this song is about that. The title and the song itself seems to spell it out, though Hendrix said this is a love song.
Johnny Cash - Hurt
This is a cover of the Nine Inch Nails song done by Johnny Cash.
I chose this version and not the NIN version because there is no official music video for the original NIN version, other than a few live performances, and this version won Cash a posthumous Grammy Award, so this one seemed to win out.
The Song's about the struggles of drug addiction, which Cash certainly had some experience with. It is a look into Trent Reznor's dark exploration of the psychic consequences of heroine addiction according to the NIN front-man.
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris - We Found Love
This song was a hit rave party song about a decade ago and it seems fitting that it has at lease a little, if not a lot, to do with a certain drug. The yellow diamonds that Rihanna refers to in the song are actually references to the crystals in the drug M.D.M.A. A.K.A. ecstasy. For those of you that have never tried ecstasy, it is a drug that would be favorable to help you fall in love in a hopeless place.
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face
The is a different metaphorical drug song than most on this list. Rather than drug being the metaphor for something else, such as a lovers, other other people, places, or things, the lover in this song is a metaphor for the drugs, The Weeknd, said he was doing at the time.
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance
Tom Petty never actually said the song is about the marijuana, which Mary Jane is definitely a slang term for, but we all know that has been a pretty popular opinion on this song. The video doesn't really show that, but all music and these videos are, is just one big metaphor anyways.
Hole - Gold Dust Woman
I chose the Hole version instead of the original Fleetwood Mac version because the Hole version has better imagery.
When asked what the song is about, Stevie Nicks responded, "It can't all be about cocaine." Though there are many interpretations to what the song is about, the most popular is the idea of a woman succumbing to drugs after a bad break up seems to lead the way.
Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood
Despite having one of the most intense openings to an 80's glam rock song, Dr. Feelgood tells the story of a Hollywood drug dealer on his way up and then on his way down. The video basically spells it out for you as well.
The band claimed to be sober at the time they wrote this song (not sure I believe that). This is Nikki Sixx's ode to drug dealers.
Theory of a Deadman - Rx (Medicate)
This song seems to point out the banality of life, so why not get high to drowned it all out and move through the pointless day to the next one, and the next one, and the next one...
With lyrics: "Your friends are high right now. Your parents are high right now. That hot chick's high right now. That cop is high right now. The president's are high right now. Your priest is high right now. Everyone's high as fuck right now and no one's ever coming down", it seems that we all might as well be high if we aren't already.
The Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junky On Earth
Finally we hit the nail right on the head with a song speaking directly to a heroine junky.
Interestingly enough, if you search the chorus lyrics, "Heroine is so passé" you can find a YouTube video of the tambourine players tits bouncing from the video, set to repeat ever few seconds while the song plays. The comments on the video are about as entertaining as the video itself.
Conclusion
Finally, I must note that I don't encourage you to do drugs or watch these videos, but I encourage you to do drugs while watching these video. Either do neither or do both. There is no in-between. This I command!
I hope you enjoyed this edition of the Ham Sandwich. Sorry it's taken me so long to write these. I will try to do better.
Voice in my head 1: "Who are you talking to?"
The Ham Sandwich: "Our readers. Who do you think?"
Voice in my head 1: "What readers?"
The Ham Sandwich: "Shut up they are out there. They're reading this right now."
Voice in my head 1: "Suuuuuuuurrrrree. Keep telling yourself that."
The Ham Sandwich: "Leave me alone."
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~The Writer, Editor, Ham Sandwich
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