The Ham Sandwich 2000

"1 Pickle, 2 pickle, 3 pickle, 4. When you're playing with a pickle, please feel free to show me the door."

The Ham Sandwich Special (The Beginning of 2023)

Letter From The Writer, Creator, Ham Sandwich

Back in the late '80s, and early 90's, there were these books they called "Choose Your Own Adventure" books. They told some interesting stories where you would get to a point and they would tell you to turn to a certain page depending on the decision you decided to make in the story. I have decided to take you on a similar journey to start this year. If you are reading this a while after the new year then I am taking you on this journey some other time. If you are not reading this, then go back to your pointless lives looking at porn with your thumbs up your asses, but who am I to judge as that is what I am doing about half the time anyway, and that may in fact be a better way to spend your time than taking part in the "choose your own adventure" story that I am going to task you with reading. So take a few minutes of your life and read some stories of your chosen destination that is utterly ridiculous, but what else do you really expect from this website anyway?

This "Choose Your Own Adventure" was originally written by me and an old friend of mine. I have dug it up, refused to give him credit, and published it on this site despite his protests. So I present to you, A Pickle in the Hand.

~The writer, editor, Ham Sandwich