Choose Your Own Adventure
A pickle in the hand

You wake up in an ethereal plane. The wind blows in your hair and everything is bright and white around you. It's like a downy ad, but you don't see that gay cuddly bear anywhere. As you sit up you see a bare-ass God facing away from you. He appears to be humming something to himself. It sounds like the theme song from Cheers. You get up and approach bare-ass God. He doesn't seem to notice that have awakened, or that you are even there at all. As you walk up to the bare ass Lord of all creation you...

...stick it in God's pooper!

...windup and give the naked lord's ass one big spanking and flee in sheer terror of what the mooning alpha and omega might do to you.

...walk up next to God quietly. As you Stand next to him you slowly cup his butt cheek with your palm.

...turn around and walk away, wandering through the Heavenly planes. You'll deal with God later. Right now you have bigger fish to fry.

...denounce his Existence. You run around screaming, "You do not exist. There is no bare-ass naked God. All my deities at least wear undies!"