Choose Your Own Adventure
Walk up next to God quietly. Standing next to him you slowly cupped his butt cheek with your palm.

Gently, you cup his firm buttocks in your hand. God tenses for a second as he stops humming. You feel him relax as he turns his head to look at you. "I've been waiting and waiting for support like this, I didn't think it was possible, this is truly an act of God!" A smile comes across God's face as he says "I've got another favor to ask of you, will you do it?"

Tell god yes and listen to his favor. Hopefully, you won't regret it.

Tell god no, I'd rather stay here and cup your sweet ass.