Choose Your Own Adventure
...turn around and walk away wandering through the Heavenly planes. You'll deal with God later. Right now you have bigger fish to fry.

"God's great and all, but I've got bigger fish to fry" you say to yourself. Little did you know, your thoughts were literal, a big fish appears in front of you, as does a big frying pan.

Fry the fish

Try your luck with some other thoughts and see if they appear