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Choose Your Own Adventure
Try some other thoughts and see what happens.

You for a fish to appear. What else can you do here in heaven? The next thing that comes to mind is a big juicy pickle. That's odd. Why a pickle? Oh well. You take a bite of the pickle. Then you notice that the pickle sort of looks like a dick. Suddenly a dick drops from the sky and lands in front of you. And then another and another. Soon it is raining dicks. An unsuitable amount of dicks. What is wrong with you to be thinking about so many dicks.

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