Choose Your Own Adventure
Windup and give the naked lord's ass one big spanking and flee in sheer terror of what the mooning alpha and omega might do you.

You've just spanked the ass of the creator of all asses. Now running in the opposite direction of the almighty you look over your shoulder to see what God is doing. He still seems to be humming the Cheers theme song. Perplexed by his lack of response you decide you try your luck again. As you get set to release a second spanking, a pickle falls out of God's anus. What the hell? Is that really a pickle or something worse? Nope, it in fact does seem to be a pickle. What the hell have I gotten myself into?

Against your better judgment, you pick up the Pickle

Ignore the Pickle and Spank God Again