Choose Your Own Adventure
Against your better judgment, you pick up the Pickle

Curious as to why a pickle of all things would fall out of the lord's ass, and it is a pickle after all and not something else that might have fallen out of his ass, you decide to pick up the pickle. Curiously, you hold it up to your nose to see what kind of pickle it is (and to make sure it is a pickle that you picked up after all and not something much worse). To your luck, it is a dill pickle. Suddenly your stomach grumbles. You haven't had anything to eat since you got here and you are very hungry.

You take a bite of the "butt" pickle.

You decide to starve yourself (you aren't taking a bite of anything that has fallen out of anyone's ass, much less god's).

Stick the pickle in God's pooper.