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Choose Your Own Adventure
You stick it in God's pooper (you had to do it)

Sticking anything in God's pooper was a bad idea. You are dead, BUT your adventure does not end here.

The world exploded in a crazy dance of lights as you black out with your hand and the pickle still stuck in God’s holy ass. You were sure this was the end.

Suddenly you wake up in a much darker and hotter wasteland of unquestionable terrors. You panic for a second as you lift up your hand revealing it free of God’s ass and still holding the pickle. Yay!

A slight groan rises from next to you as you see a very tired and dejected God. Having sodomized him with a pickle you have damned him to this hell as well. Good job you bastard. What will the people do without their God? Would the world be willing to believe in a lord who was recently pickle-fucked? At least the eternal question to, “what would happen if God was anally intruded by a sweet dill?” has forever been answered.

God stares at you giving you a look only a very disappointed god could give. The silence between you two is broken by the sound of someone whistling the theme song to "Cheers". You both turn to see a large bare assed devil facing away looking over his hellish wasteland. You get up and approach the Devil pickle in hand and…

…you stick it in the devil’s pooper (Dear lord, here we go again).

…turn around and apologize to god and beg him to save you from being damned. It wasn’t your idea to stick the pickle in his but. Your old friend Nate dared you to do it one time at the bar when you were making silly drunken bets for situations you were sure you would never be involved in.

…offer the devil the pickle.

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