Choose Your Own Adventure
Stick it in the devil’s pooper (Dear lord, here we go again)

You approach the Devil, with pickle in hand. Do you really what to do this? It didn't turn out so great last time, but then again who knows how the devil might react. Is this the direction you want your adventure to take?

Yes, stick it in the devil’s pooper. How much worse can this really get?

Turn around and apologize to god and beg him to save you from being damned. It wasn’t your idea to stick the pickle in his butt. Your old friend Nate dared you to do it one time at the bar when you were making silly drunken bets for situations you were sure you would never be involved in.