Choose Your Own Adventure
Offer the Devil the pickle

You offer the Devil the pickle. He takes it from you and examines it.

"Uh, thanks I guess," replies Satan. "Could you turn around for a minute?" You are hesitant, but as you look over at God, he nods for you to follow the Devil's request. So you turn around. No sooner have you turned around that you suddenly feel the pickle being shoved up your own ass.

"What the hell!" You shout. God and the Devil and on the ground rolling with laughter at how gullible you are. You have been humiliated in hell by both God and the Devil. What could be worse?

What could be worse than this humiliation?