Choose Your Own Adventure
You decide to starve yourself.

So rather than eat the delicious butt pickle, you decide to starve yourself. Does this really matter in the afterlife? You are already dead after all...or are you? You don't remember how you got here. Is this really the afterlife? Is this guy even really God? Is that really the holy lord's butt pickle that you are so tempted to eat? Your stomach growls as it harkens to get something to eat, but the only edible item you see is the butt pickle.

Succumb to the butt pickle.

Still refuse to eat the butt pickle. There has got to be something better out here. Right?