Choose Your Own Adventure
Still refuse to eat the butt pickle. There has got to be something better out there. Right?

You still refuse to eat the butt pickle. There has got to be something better out there. Right? You search and search the vast distance, but you always seem to come back to the same place. Just hungrier and all you see to eat is the butt pickle.

Succumb to the butt pickle.

No! I will not eat the butt pickle!