Choose Your Own Adventure
You succumb to the butt pickle and eat it

You don't want to eat the butt pickle, but what choice do you really have? It's the only thing available to eat, but you are so hungry that you just throw the whole pickle in your mouth, and without even chewing you attempt to swallow it whole. You immediately start to choke. The butt pickle is lodged in your throat and you cannot get it out or even breathe. You collapse to the cloud floor and try to reach for god to help you, but he is busy humming and doing god knows what. As you lose air and asphyxiate on the butt pickle, everything starts to go black.

Guess you should have resisted the butt pickle.