Choose Your Own Adventure
You take a bite of the "butt" pickle.

It may have fallen out of an asshole, but you are famished and need something to eat and it does smell like a delicious dill pickle, after all, your favorite kind of pickle. You take one bit and find that it is...no it can't be. This is the greatest flavor you have ever experienced. Nothing you have eaten in life has ever been as good as this. You devour the pickle, but this will not be enough to quench your appetite. You need more "butt" pickles. But how can you coax the mighty lords ass you give you more?

Spank the lord, yet again.