Choose Your Own Adventure
You ignore the Pickle and Spank God Again

You've just spanked the ass of the creator of all asses and a pickle dropped out of it the first time. What's the worse that could happen if you did it again? After all God still doesn't seem to notice you and all that he seems to be doing is humming 80's show tunes and dropping pickles from his ass. So you might as well. You take another mighty swing and smack the lord's buttocks and, again, another pickle drops out of it.

Fine. This time you pick up the Pickle. Seems like you might as well.

Ignore yet another pickle and spank God again!