The Ham Sandwich 2000

Choose Your Own Adventure
...denounce his Existence. You run around screaming, "You do not exist. There is no bare-ass naked God. All my deities at least wear undies!"

As you are running around, frightened of the idea of a bare-ass naked God you scream out "You do not exist. There is no bare-ass naked God. All my deities at least wear undies!"
The God stops his humming, turns to face you, and reveals his god-sized...hands... He looks angry, "I'm angry! You interrupted my humming! I'm trying to get my tone right, I'm auditioning for 'Heavenly Idol' tomorrow."
"Are you going to be naked when you audition?" you ask.
"Yeah, I am, it's my gimmick." He responds. "Usually I'm at least in my undies."

Respond by saying "Dude, you're a god, you don't need a gimmick!"

Respond by saying "Dude, that's a really, really, big gimmick you have there...I'm sure the judges will be impressed."

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