Choose Your Own Adventure
You respond by saying "Dude, that's a really, really, big gimmick you have there...I'm sure the judges will be impressed."

You respond by saying, "Dude, that's a really, really, big gimmick you have there...I'm sure the judges will be impressed.

God responds, "Really? I can make it twirl and use it a like ventriloquist dummy. Wanna see?"

"That's alright." You respond, terrified of the thought of someone using their own penis as a ventriloquist dummy.

You look around and notice absolutely nothing in the distance around you. "Where is this contest being held? I don't see anything except clouds."

"You see what you want to see." God responds. "If you close your eyes real tight and think of something, it might appear."

You close your eyes and think real hard.