Choose Your Own Adventure
You say to God, "Dude, you're a god, you don't need a gimmick!"

God shrugs off your compliment.

"You're only saying that because I'm God."

You move close to god and give him a gentle side hug. "No, I wouldn't God. You are one awesome deity. If I had any deity in the universe to choose from, I would choose you seven days of the week and twice on Tuesday.?

"You mean it?" A tear starts to stream from God's eye."

Give God a hug.

Give God a kiss.