Choose Your Own Adventure
Get even with God

So you finally get back up holding your shattered testicles and you realize that God must pay for this humiliation, but where the hell did he god? He just ran off giggling into the cloudy fog. How are you going to find him? You suddenly remember the best way to get a hold of God. Praying! Of course. God always has to answer people's prayers. That's why the earth is the happiest place on...earth. So you get on your knees and begin to pray. "Dear God. I know it's been a while since I prayed to you, and ever since you knee'd me in the groin, I know that you have a problem with me. Would you appear here in front of me so I may bitch slap your ass?"

You wait for a while, then a thunderous reply comes from the heavens.

"No."

No?