Choose Your Own Adventure
It's time to get revenge on God

God has treated you like a gullible chump. It's time to prove him wrong. After a lengthy and painful suicide, you head back to the pearly gates, paper bag in hand. St. Peter is taking a nap. You pull down your pants and take a nice long dump in the bag. You then take your lighter out of your pocket and light the bag on fire. You then ring the bell to the pearly gates and run like hell.

God heads to the gates, clearly annoyed. He takes a long look at St. Peter, asleep at his post. God just sighs. He then looks at the flaming paper bag at his doorstep.

You are hiding behind a cloud and are pretty sure God cannot see you. But hey, you don't know. Maybe he has thermal vision like the predator. God steps on the flaming bag.

"Ugh! Dog poo!" Yells and infuriated God. "Who is responsible?"

You step out from behind the cloud. "It was me God. But then again...It has been me all along.

Suddenly images flash in your and God's eyes. Images of him creating the universe. But wait a minute. There is watching behind god is you. You were there.

God creates the oceans and the mountains and there you are point things out in the background

The animals are all created and there you are giving God pointers.

God creates Adam and Eve and there you are in the background, shaking your head.

You have always been there.

So, who are you