Choose Your Own Adventure
You give the woman a message from God

You agree to transport the message for God to the young lady. You are immediately transported to a kindergarten in middle America. To walk up to the teacher. She is very pretty and wears a pretty conservative garb for this day and age. You take a sense of relation to her as she has no visible tattoos. You never got a tattoo as you could never really settle of a picture or style. Anyway, you walk toward the teacher.

You hand the note to the lady. She looks and it then at you in shock. She swiftly kicks you in the groin. You topple over in pain. What the fuck!?! You think to yourself. Then you get a glimpse of the message that the woman has dropped to the floor as she hurries away. The note reads: "I would like to stick it in your ass." And a winking emoji.

God is a dick.

Time to get revenge.